1. I never post in my News Posts.... Wait...
2. I never Smoke.
3. I never consider another persons feelings when I post, Unless of course it's something like, I wonder if this will get them REALLY mad.
4. I never poop outside.
5. I never Pee in the shower.
6. I never Pet the Dog when I'm about to eat something
7. I never stop telling my Girlfriend I love her... This is getting on her nerves of course, Especially when she's falling asleep, and I wake her up just to tell her I love her.
8. I never hurry, That means I will never run up the stairs to grab your pants just because your phones ringing, and I won't run into the house because I'm late for an interview and forgot a belt.
9. I never do anything right with out being told how to do it step by step.
10. I never post a topical last item on a list of things. Fuck, Guess I lost here...
11. Nevermind I win.
12. Fish tacos.