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my older brother used this accunt, and now he let me use it. so get used to me1 beaver-beaver is my frend and you mes with me you get him to make fun of you!

Peter Turner @Minty-Hippo

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Season 2

Posted by Minty-Hippo - December 25th, 2008


Thats right kids, It's time for season 2 of everyones favorite t.v. show, yes yes I know what your thinking, but daddy, will you still try to touch me while I watch it?

My answer? Yes, now take off your shirt.

So, That's right, where was I? Oh yes, I had just molested you, and traumatized your parents. Now I think I shall rape your cat. Where is that damned cat at? Here kitty kitty kitty! Oh I remember now, You know those sloppy joes you ate? Well I poisoned them, and the poor cat got into it. So he died, oh and thats why you shat yourself after I raped you. Ok well I'm done for now, SUICIDE


Comments

LUCKY CAT!

*lick*

Mmmm...minty.

Whaaaaaaaat?

A good story for the whole family, to be told by Grandma at Christmas.

Hey happy birthday!!!

And I'm seriously considering letting my moustache grow... I'll see if it turns out thick enough. Because well I'm not very hairy of the beard yet. So if I let my moustache grow, it'll turn out awful.

But I'll try.

Good luck A good moustache means you win the internet.