Guess what I'm going to drink? Emer'gen C'Energy Supplement Drink Mix.

Thats right. I am drinking it, This has been drifting around my house for 2 years, and was donated to my dad in afghanistan 3 years ago. That means, This particular packet of Emer'Gen C has been around for almost 3 years, and has spent almost a year of that in Afghanistan, Who knows how long it had been there. Not to mention what vile effects the harsh desert heat have had on it's contents.

So, Lets get started, As a Teaser I will read the "Synapsis" On the back for you guys, I am sorry, but my Camera is broken, or else I would provide pics for you guys.

But, Expect more Guess what I'm going to Eat/Drink from me soon.

So heres the Synapsis.Directions: As a Dietary Supplement. (As opposed to a re-usable energy supplement)
Take Two, or More Packages Dailey, As required. Place contents in Glass and add 4 oz to 6 oz of water, 32 mineral complexes instantly form.

To be honest I don't like the Thoughts of 32 mineral Complexes forming in my glass, let alone instantly, I mean to be honest God Created the earth in a day and all, but apparently Alacer Corp. Can create 32 minerals in less then 1 minute. Or atleast what ever time frame instantly occupies.

Oh yeah, Time to read the front.

Super Energy Booster!

Emer'gen-C (r)

1,000 mg Vitamin C
(In small print) as seven mineral ascorbates
FIZZING DRINK MIX!!!!!!

Tangerine
32 mineral complexes
and B vitamins

Just Add Water!

TO be honest I was always a little weary of anything marketing, Just add water ever since that episode of the Loony Toons where Marvin had alien armies where he just added water.

Ok I am adding the Mix now.

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The mix is a pale yellow. and smells of urine.

The mix, is starting to fizz, and form little continents of un-saturated mix, I guess this is what they mean by instantly form Minerals.

The Continent shapes like a lop-sided penis just bumped into the continent shaped like a tit, and they both became very... uh... Saturated... Now there is one, The small thing that looks more like a mole then a major land mass. Good thing I brought a fork for mixing.

It has stopped fizzing, I was hoping this would be some sort of carbonated mix, atleast I hoped the bubbles would block out my senses from tasting anything else.

Ok, I am going to drink it now.

Agh, It tastes like water, but like really grainy water, like your ex-wife is trying to spike your drink with something to kill you, but all she could find was calcium and a little roadside gravel. The Drink Certainly has a light Tangerine scent, I actually like the smell of the drink.

The Taste though, at first was just a little bit to mineral like, a little gritty, but not offensive, but now, as I reach the bottom of the cup, The solution that somehow drifted to the bottom, even after vigorous stirring tastes horrible, A lot like orange flavored candy, dropped in the sand.

For some odd reason my head is feeling really dizzy, I think I might end up, up chucking this... I will make a new post if I do. Just for Newgrounds.